I'm joining the miraculous Mouse on the Mind and hip This Happy Place Blog for the Kill/Refurb/Marry blog hop! This week's theme is Disney Princesses. Just gonna say it now: I feel REALLY strongly about this one, you guys.
Kill: Okay, not going to make friends with this, but I HAAAAATTEEEE Ariel. Like SUPER hate her. I would gladly murder her in cold blood, in the bright light of day, with my bare hands, and I am fairly confident I would get acquitted because she is THE WORST. An entitled, ignorant sixteen-year old brat, Think about who you thought you "loved" when you were 16 and tell me if you were equipped to make permanent life-altering changes at that time based on that "love".
Here is an earlier rant explaining my hatred: rant. I won't repeat it here because I am already riled up just thinking about it.
(Let's also discuss how King Triton is the worst possible dad in Disney animated features. No really, I am ready to convince you. Would you send your 16 year old child to go live with a stranger on the other side of the globe because she insists that she, a teenager, "loves him"? Because what Triton does is worse than that - he can't exactly visit her on land.)
Refurb: Can we go ahead and make Megara a princess? I know she doesn't fit the typical Disney princess requirements, but man do I love her badass, independent woman attitude.
Marry: I know the Disney Hipsters say that she looks busted in the parks and I don't disagree, but I LOVE Aurora so much. She is the pink princess and you know how I feel about pink (and if you don't: I love it as much as I hate Ariel). Plus her dress CHANGES COLOR. What is more baller than that?
When I was little, I had a nightgown that was blue and pink and I used to dance around to Once Upon a Dream and pretend I was her. She is the best (in the movies).
If you're smart, you will hop on to all the next stops.